The tethered goat

How’s the grass?
Behhh
Do you like being milked?
Behhh
How often does the farmer move you?
Behhh
Does that collar chafe?
Behhh
Have you thought about chewing through the rope?
Behhh
Or lunging until it breaks?
Behhh

How’s the grass?
Behhh

First published in Tamba 70, July 2022

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